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Thai massage is only here. Technology simple: the nice girl of the client washes, and then soaps and masses own rather attractive body. By the way, to data of ladies: the majority of masseurs are bisexual...
Besides massage here numerous beaches (populous enough during a season), tropical avenues, attraction Mini Siam, quite good diving and the main thing — all shows for all tastes. Show of crocodiles: a victory of human reason over reptiles.
Show of elephants: driving on the evil-smelling giant on waste ground. Water show: local so in general go for a drive on heels, without water skis, and on skis and water motorcycles get up and at all to inconceivable things.
Kitchen-show: the cook-juggler in the presence of public will effectively prepare enough tasty sea reptiles.
Show of transvestites: miracles of plastic surgery on the verge of a fantasy. Well and, certainly, show of vaginas: there are this piece local ladies get up to any interesting work: blow into candles, smoke cigarettes, tear out nails, open beer, drink it (more precisely, soak up) and even embroider with a dagger.
Feed here excellently, seafood and meat — above any praises. The main thing, do not take in a mouth local green pepper by which shish kebab slices are shifted: pepper this awfully sharp.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009